Gone Baby Gone: Ben Affleck directs Casey Affleck in this well-received drama that I can only assume was scored by Ulysses Affleck and catered by Geppetto Affleck.

Martian Child: If you loved K-Pax, then this one is for you, Mrs. Spacey.

We Own the Night: Probably the closest I’ll ever get to realizing my dream of watching Marky Mark of the Funky Bunch duet with Johnny Cash.

Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married: Writer/director/producer/actor/gaffer Perry performs out of women’s clothing opposite Janet Jackson. [Insert 3-year-old Super Bowl joke]

Also out this week: No Reservations, The Amateurs and Becoming Jane