Our first summer feast was both delicious and nutritious (thanks to the high iron content), and with the festivities officially underway, we at AllMovie are ready to stuff our faces. So take a seat and have a look at this summer’s specials as AMG breaks down your movie food schedule for the coming months.

May 2
Made of Honor: Stale Wedding Cake.
Zagat says: Wasn’t that good when it was fresh.

May 9
Speed Racer: Pop Rocks and Redbull.
Zagat says: Worth the risk of your stomach exploding.

What Happens in Vegas: Crappy, overpriced room-service.
Zagat says: You know what it’s going to be like, so you’d better be starving.

May 16
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian: Renn Fair Turkey Leg.
Zagat says: As long as you’re wearing the cape, you might as well eat it.

May 23
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Grandma’s Mac and Cheese.
Zagat says: Might not be as good as you remember, but what you remember was really, really good.

Postal: Creamed Tuna.
Zagat says: Sometimes something is so bad it’s good.

May 30
Sex and the City: Manhattan-Priced Cosmopolitan.
Zagat says: Your waiter let this drink sit for a really long time before he brought it to you.

The Strangers: Apple with a Razor Blade Inside.
Zagat says: The best Halloween candy is the stuff you’re afraid to eat.

June 6
Kung Fu Panda: Sour Patch Kids.
Zagat says: Might be too sweet if not for the tangy, Jack Black coating.

You Don’t Mess with the Zohan: Cool Ranch Matzoh.
Zagat says: Who knew Zionist Judaism could be so hip and cool.

June 13
The Happening: The Last Bit-O-Honey Before All the Bees Go Extinct.
Zagat says: They’re always disappointing, but this might be your last chance to pick that sticky concrete out of your teeth.

June 20
Get Smart: A Twinkie.
Zagat says: Could have been packaged yesterday or 40 years ago, the only way to tell is to eat it.

The Love Guru: Fermented Curry.
Zagat says: This recipe does not have a very long shelf life.

June 27
WALL-E: Wonka Bar with the Golden Ticket Inside.
Zagat says: The secret ingredient is love.

Wanted: Sparks.
Zagat says: Ah, to be hyper and drunk at the same time.

July 2
Hancock: Greasy Pork Chop Sandwich Served in a Dirty Ashtray.
Zagat says: Dust it off and try it if you want, but don’t come crying to us when your house burns down.

July 11
Hellboy II: The Golden Army: Code Red Mountain Dew.
Zagat says: Big, red, and highly caffeinated.

Meet Dave: Freeze Dried Ice Cream.
Zagat says: Sounds like a bad idea and, guess what, it is.

July 18
The Dark Knight: The Last Heath Bar. Ever.
Zagat says: Hopefully the deliciousness will distract us from the tragedy.

Mamma Mia!: A smorgasbord full of pasta.
Zagat says: Nobody does Italian like the Swedes.

Space Chimps: Chocolate Banana.
Zagat says: Because chimps like bananas. Get it?

July 25
Step Brothers: Jungle Juice.
Zagat says: The lack of prep makes it easy, but can also make it rank — and there’s always the risk somebody peed in it.

X-Files: I Want to Believe: Mystery Flavor Dum Dum at the Bottom of a Bank Teller’s Jar.
Zagat says: Could be well past the expiration date, but mystery goes a long way.

The Longshots: Haterade.
Zagat says: It’s got what plants crave.

American Teen: Ally Sheedy’s Cap’n Crunch and Pixi Stix Sandwich from the Breakfast Club.
Zagat says: Angst never tasted so carb-licious. Except here.