Pia and Miley: Similar Faces, Similar Gaping Cavities Where Souls Should Be?
August 14th, 2008 | 4:12 pm est |
My AllMovie compatriot Perry pointed out to me not too long ago that Miley Cyrus looks a lot like Razzie Award winning actress and forgettable singer Pia Zadora.
I think there’s definitely an uncanny physical resemblance (aside from Miley’s weirdo giant caps), but maybe the perceived similarity is psychological, since they’re both mediocre singers with careers built almost solely on connections. Either way, I think it’s terrifying.
So the moral of this story is look out Miley; in 20 years this picture of you with a random Jonas brother is going to be the same as this picture of Pia with a random Jackson brother. (I think it’s Jermaine. Maybe Tito).
That’s Jermaine Jackson — he and Pia cut a record together, “When The Rain Begins To Fall,” that appeared on the soundtrack of her movie “Voyage Of The Rock Aliens.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1E2A4eNsKQ
Yeesh! Tito’s lucky he dodged that bullet!
Unlike Pia, Miley has yet to pose nude for a major men’s magazine or appear in a John Waters movie, though I expect we’ll see the former a long time before the latter.
WOAH SOMEONES JEALOUS!
Weirdo giant caps? Other than the vague physical resemblence with Pia, the similarities end there. It’s MY opinion that Miley does have exceptional singing ability, can definately work a crowd and isn’t all that bad of an actress, so far as sit-com work goes. I don’t think anyone ever accused her of pretending to have great drama quality. But she definately can sing. Goodbye, Bottom of the ocean, I miss you and ready, set go definately show some quality.