If you’re looking to score with the ladies this week, take it from us: bitches love funerals.

P.S., I Love You: Tearjerking chick flick where Hilary Swank’s husband dies of a brain tumor, then gives her a life-makeover from beyond the grave.

Over Her Dead Body: Light hearted romcom about a bride who gets impaled by an ice sculpture on her wedding day, and then haunts her fiance’s new girlfriend.

Hottie and the Nottie: Movie starring a woman who makes people want to kill themselves.

Teeth: Two words: Killer Vagina.

Also on DVD this week: Bella, the Business of Being Born, First Sunday, I’m Not There, and Steel City.