A Plea to the Internets
May 18th, 2009 | 4:31 pm est |
Please stop paying attention to Megan Fox.
Really.
It’s starting to get out of hand.
Yes, we realize you want to have sex with her…
It’s never going to happen.
Get over it.
Now that we’ve fulfilled our bloggy obligation to have a post dedicated to everyone’s cinematic obsession du jour, back to our regular programming.
Yours Truly,
A Heterosexual Male Whose Idea of Beauty Doesn’t Necessarily Jive with the One Imposed on Us by Jollywood
PS: No, we’re not posting a pic.
PSS: …or hyperlinking her name.
Brilliant. It’s like you read my mind.
I had actually never heard the name “Megan Fox” until now.
Please stop paying attention to Michael Bay.
Really.
It’s starting to get out of hand.
Yes, we realize you want to have sex with him…
It’s never going to happen.
Get over it.
Yours Truly,
A Heterosexual Male Whose Idea of Action movies Doesn’t Necessarily Jive with the One Imposed on Us by Jollywood
(That could have worked too.)
Post of the week, btw. Greetings.
wow, hating because someone is beautiful. never seen that before, no.
umm who is Megan Fox?
I don’t even think Megan Fox is that great to look at. She’s too skinny. A few pounds less and she’d float off with the breeze.
obsession du “jour”, you know, like soup
I agree with this. She’s not “beautiful,” as was mentioned before. She looks like a slut, and is riding out whatever fame and attention that can get her … granted, that’s kinda how Angelina Jolie got where she is today, but just because it worked for her doesn’t mean that it will (or should) work for Brian Austen Green’s sloppy 2nds.
Seriously, hear hear. She’s not even that hot; they just know how to costume her in a sexy way, and exploit her disaffected “bitch-face” to make us believe she’s the ultimate object of desire. Eh.
besides Transformers, what has she been in that would be noteworthy? nothing. I didn’t even know the name or the face until your little rant. I’m dissapointed in AllMovie today.
Agreed but got to give her pr some due credit the girl is being talked about everywhere i have yet to see any brillance in her acting here today gone tomorrow
Megan Fox is no less worthy of our attention or desire than all-time hussies like Jessica Simpson or Paris Hilton. And since Fox’s career is just getting started, why start picking on her already? At least give it a few years, when we can find it in ourselves to stop drooling over her divinely mandated hotness.