The Allmovie Blog

Renegade Cop Canned by Cybernetic Killing Machine

Jason Buchanan — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:19:19 +0000

Sure it’s more politics than movie-related, but in the realm of Hollywoodland that can be a very fine line so this LA Times article about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s firing of Clint Eastwood from the state parks board seems strangely relevant… that and the fact that I’d pay top dollar to see Conan the Barbarian and The Man With No Name engage in the ultimate sword-versus-six-shooter battle against the majestic backdrop of Yosemite National Park.

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Gallo Lets Go

Jason Buchanan — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:57:38 +0000

Exploitation fans take note, a peek over at the vgmerchandise.com reveals that vodka pimp Vincent Gallo is apparently cleaning house, and he’s ready to kiss his vintage movie poster collection goodbye. At an average of $200 a pop these pretty pictures don’t come cheap (though they still don’t come anywhere near the price of his seed or his personal services), but a cursory glance reveals that they all seem to be in fair condition, and who knows when you might stumble across that long sought-after Invasion of the Love Drones poster again?

Phoenix Rising

Tracie Cooper — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:50:47 +0000

Actor Joaquin Phoenix is considering making pornographic films based on his own movies, and has come up with some interesting titles – interesting, at least, in the way that looking up choice body parts in the dictionary is interesting (in my case, very).